Oh my God, stop the presses, the Head Cheeto’s tweeting in ALL CAPS! When that’s your big headline on a Monday morning, you know your media has jumped the shark…never mind that the Prez did that a while ago. I’m not sure what caused the sudden Twitter beef between us and Iran, but it doesn’t surprise me that it’s happening. The Trump White House team are a bit like conductors, changing the mood and the movement of the orchestra to draw attention away from the fact that a third of the string section’s been caught fiddling where they shouldn’t be fiddling, one third is off key, and one third is tone deaf. The media loves a good headline that grabs attention from the attention-deficit audience it serves, so when they get fed the latest manufactured diversion, they’re on it like Charlie Sheen let loose in the Playboy mansion. The maniacal Trump base who would forgive him if he beheaded their children under their noses will go whole hog for this like it’s a barbeque buffet with unlimited ribs and cornbread. End result? You, me, and everyone else just spent time totally NOT thinking about Russian investigations and the fact that most of the civilized democratic world looks at the Head Cheeto and scratches their heads like they’re in a Head and Shoulders commercial…mission accomplished, I guess.