Today in Radio one of my prep stories contained the line: “There’s something wrong with this story. It hasn’t polarized America into two diametrically opposed vitriolic hate groups.”
This gave me the idea of creating a musical genre called “diametrically opposed vitriolic hate groups”. This would be made up of double trio bands, where both groups play together at the same time.
Each trio spends the entire show singing terrible things about the other trio, however, they both play the same song.
On second thought, Nah. It’s been done.