Once upon a time, there was a great land ruled by an Orange King.
The Orange King had made the people very happy by promising to make the Land of the Orange King great again. Nobody seemed to know what was wrong with the Land of the Orange King before, but that’s a tale for another day.
Every morning, the Orange King would stand in front of a magic mirror and say to the mirror, “mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the greatest King of all?” Every morning, the mirror would reply “you are the greatest King of all and the one with the biggest hands, I might add.” This pleased the Orange King greatly.
One morning, the Orange King asked the mirror, “mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the greatest King of all?” This time, the mirror replied, “I can not lie, it was the Brown King who proceeded you.” The Orange King was outraged! He said “how can that be? Have I not made the Land of the Orange King great again? Have I not kept out all those strange people from the Lands of Other Kings? What could the Brown King (who was not even born here) have done to make him the greatest? The mirror said “his wise decree allowed the people to get better medical care and live longer, happier lives.”
The Orange King flew into a terrible rage! He stamped his feet and said “we’ll see who is the greatest King of all.” The Orange King decreed that from then on, it would be harder and more costly for people in the Land of the Orange King to go to a doctor.
The next year, in the mid-term elections, the Orange King’s party was dealt a crushing defeat and shortly thereafter, the Orange King was forced to resign in disgrace. The people lived very happily ever after.