If you’re the Head Cheeto, life kinda sucks right now…approval ratings tanking faster than a sitcom starring Stephen Hawking, members of your own party and staff calling you out for being a turd-brain, and the media dogs hunting you like you were an injured fox backed into a corner…you allegedly hate just about everyone in the West Wing, Kim Jong Un is engaging you in a crank-swinging contest with nuclear-tipped missiles instead of…um, you know…and your tweets are scruitinized more than the Zapruder film. Here’s the thing, though…it’s not helping you when you’re so angry about media reports that you’re threatening to shut down a major network. First off, when you’re saying that, your head goes from orange to red and you look like one of those super-gross zits that people pop on You Tube videos, and that’s probably not healthy…and two, you might want to go back and read the Constitution, because there’s a few things you apparently didn’t learn about because you were too busy plotting takeovers and thinking about what real estate you were going to buy while they were trying to teach you this in Social Studies classes. Barring freedom of the press and freedom of expression is a no-go, period…stop crying us a river and build a bridge and get over it. Oh, one other thing, too…do not cross swords with Eminem over his freestyle rap…you may have tugged on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, and pulled the mask off the old Lone Ranger, but you don’t mess around with Slim Shady.
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