The Head Cheeto’s latest Twitter war is with soon-to-be-retired Senator Bob Corker, and I have to admit, it’s kinda fun watching a senior Senator from his own party rip him a new butthole wide enough to drive Kim Khardashian through it. Corker’s called the White House “an adult day care center,” and that’s not far off the mark. I’m starting to think we need to mandate that the Head Cheeto is not allowed to make any policy decisions until he has his graham crackers, chocolate milk, and lays down on his Presidential pad for a little nap-nap. Trump certainly didn’t have the best week ever…his tossing paper towels to Puerto Ricans made him look like he was giving a drowning person a glass of water, he had to go to Vegas and act like he had a shred of compassion for those killed and injured in that situation, then word came out that Rex Tillerson called him a “moron,” and now he’s got another one of the Reds calling him out, and it’s not his bosom buddy Vlad Putin. There’s also a report that he told Mike Pence to leave the NFL game at Indy if there was any protest during the National Anthem…proving once again that Pence has about as much spine as a jellyfish and as much personality as well. Elvis Costello once sang, “I used to be disgusted, now I’m merely amused”…but seriously, this has stopped being funny or disgusting, it’s just plain embarrassing. I’ve come up with a new name for his behavior….”Trumpastic”…I’m sure you can read the proper reference into that word, too.
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