I read a friend’s horror story in progress yesterday and he asked me what I thought…I told him it was super scary, but looked like a nursery rhyme compared to the Trump White House…and he agreed. The tossing off of Anthony Scary-Mucci, or The Mooch, is the latest in a series of flip flops that would make a fish out of water look calm by comparison. Scary-mucci went from darling to dumbass quicker than a frat boy chugs a beer…leaving people like Sarah Huckabee Sanders to try and spin the fact that Trump’s hiring practices seem to be going as well as a person trying to playing ice hockey blindfolded. Mooch was basically Trump 2.0 with better hair…marginally…and I think the Head Cheeto liked his brash style and would probably have kept him around…but then he realized that he was doing a better job of being him than he was, and he can’t let him upstage him being him…OK, now I’m confused on this whole deal…anyway, Scary-mucci got to play bull in a china shop for a little over a week and the media, and us, are left trying to glue the pieces back together to make sense out of this out of control dog and pony show…it would be easier to do a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle buzzed out on Starbucks triple espresso with double sugar.
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