It’s Monday…anybody placing bets on who leaves the White House this week? Personnel are getting flung out like they were stuck in a revolving door being spun by a jet engine. You’ve got the zealot Anthony Scary-Mucci going after people like Jason Voorhees in a Friday the 13th flick, respected politicians…yes, there are a few…are dropping like flies struck with an encyclopedia, and you’ve got President Cheeto making policy statements on Twitter without telling anyone how to properly enforce those policies. This is making the top level of the government look more dysfunctional than the Khardashians did when Bruce decided to become Caitlyn. While the White House was in a tizzy last week, the Republicans crashed and burned on their Obamacare repeal, North Korea fired a missile that landed in the Japanese ocean, and people were being threatened with jail and possible death if they protested the crooked Venezuelan election. Wow…good times, huh? If this administration can’t get their head out of their bent out of shape backsides and start doing their actual jobs, the crap’s going to hit the proverbial fan and we’ll get covered in it like we were standing directly in front of a Super Soaker when someone pulls the trigger…and I’m not sure John Kelly can control this chaotic scene…maybe it’s time to put Stone Cold in the White House as a special enforcer, so he can stun everyone and give ‘em all the finger…which is what a lot of us wouldn’t mind doing right now ourselves.
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