So President Cheeto is telling upstate New Yorkers to move to Wisconsin, eh? Better jobs, better opportunity…this coming from a guy who’s closed more places than he’s opened recently. That’s like taking a tip for a horse race from the wino hanging on the railing with a brown paper bagged bottle of Wild Turkey in his hand. I’ve been to a lot of places, lived in a few more, and been to other countries…yes, I’ve seen better economic conditions, better tax rates, better attitudes…but I also have something here that I don’t have with those places…roots. Say what you want about the political landscape of the Empire State, but I’d much rather fight the good fight of making things better in my own backyard than waving the white flag and running like a scared chicken toward the greener looking grass on the other side…cause we know how that usually turns out. We have a lot going for us in good old upstate New York…including nice, uncomplicated places to go when reality gets a bit too real, and around here, we even have plentiful fermented grape beverages to sip and savor whilst we pine about the problems of the world and how to solve them. I think we need to send a message to the Donald about being proud of where you come from, and I recommend that it be a gigantic block of prime aged New York sharp cheddar carved into four distinct letters…S-T-F-U…take that, cheese heads.
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